Perfect Calling for a Quickie Fuck in the Kitchen

Whenever I look at this, I wish like putting on my strap-on dildo and slowly, silently tip-toeing to get behind her and fuck her hard by surprise...

From FilthyGorgeousFix.

Reminds me of a few occasions in my own kitchen. Or others'. Have been the one in the position of getting fucked hard there too actually. I love a surprise quickie in the morning. When you wake while someone licks you (waking up while getting fucked is not sooooo much my thing, however... have a tiny bit of respect for my inside!), or while you prepare your breakfast, or while you jump into the shower...

Why don't I see that in my kitchen I wake up and go get my coffee, huh?